well, a mouse decided to die in my wall late yesterday. my wall is actually perfect for trapping the rodents. at the top it's uncovered so mice, perhaps on their evening stroll, can easily tumble unsuspectingly into the vast vertical matrix, and not having spiderman like capabilities (although that would be cute) they are unable to climb back up. They therefore scramble about in my wall for several days, then die and proceed to stink. My experience with these mice over the past several years has only taught me one valuable lesson: what dead animal smells like. I can now be extremely helpful in all those circumstances when some hyperbolist states, "it smells like something died in here!" I can now with all certainty inform them that indeed it does not smell like something died, and feel overcome with my smugness.
In an attempt to mask the odor i am now burning every candle in my room. it would make a very nice ambience if i wasn't so aware of it's purpose.
Ashley and I went to BFUHS today to return some books to Ms Cecere. But of course we couldn't leave without making some rounds. We saw the possy. Divis still hasn't watched Mean Girls, and i insisted he do so post haste. He now has to watch the odd couple as well though because Mr. Oboe rumors being confirmed it's been decided that he and willis will grow old and share an apartment together in Odd couple fashion. But Mr. Divis had never heard of the Odd Couple. Ohio, honestly. Ms. Huntoon seems well, she's about to sell her house and has another one in BF which she might want to buy. Ms. Westbrook says they're thinking about doing Sound of Music.
Oh, and Divis now has his own radio show on WOOL 100.1 monday's 4:30 to 6, i listened for awhile, no Ani yet, i'm sure he's just saving it for the end.
after spending several hours in sweltering heat inside non-ventilated school remembered why am so glad not to be returning. Owell, must go turn on WOOL and move to living room which doesn't smell like rotting corpse
Monday, August 29, 2005
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